Tuesday 15 October 2013

Corporate Humour

HOW TO RESPOND TO A REJECTION LETTER 


The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer, just send them the following announcement:
To Whom It May Concern:

Thank you for your letter of [date]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment at this time. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [your Company]’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately. I look forward to working with you. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.


Sincerely, 
[Your Name]

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NEW SECRETARY

The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it rang. "You must answer that telephone," he told her irritably. "Okay," she replied, "but it all seems so silly. Nine times out of ten, it's for you!"

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